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> A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into
> Wal-Mart with her
> two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way
> through the entrance.
>
> The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome
> to Wal-Mart.
> Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
>
> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
> "Hell no they
> ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6. Why
> the hell would you
> think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?
>
> "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter.
> "I just couldn't
> believe you got laid twice."
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