Welfare Poem - oh boy you will love this 

... 

I cross ocean, 

poor and broke, 

Take bus, 

see employment folk. 

Nice man treat me 

good in there, 

Say I need to 

see welfare. 

Welfare say, 

'You come no more, 

We send cash 

right to your door.' 

Welfare checks, 

they make you wealthy, 

Medicaid it keep 

you healthy! 

By and by, 

I get plenty money, 

Thanks to you, 

American dummy. 

Write to friends 

in motherland, 

Tell them 'come 

fast as you can.' 

They come in turbans 

and Ford trucks, 

I buy big house 

with welfare bucks 

They come here, 

we live together, 

More welfare checks, 

it gets better! 

Fourteen families, 

they moving in, 

But neighbor's patience 

wearing thin. 

Finally, white guy 

moves away, 

Now I buy his house, 

and then I say, 

'Find more aliens 

for house to rent.' 

And in the yard 

I put a tent. 

Send for family 

they just trash, 

But they, too, 

draw the welfare cash! 

Everything is 

very good, 

And soon we 

own the neighborhood. 

We have hobby 

it's called breeding, 

Welfare pay 

for baby feeding. 

Kid's need dentist? 

Wife's need pills? 

We get free! 

We got no bills! 

American's crazy! 

He pay all year, 

To keep welfare 

running here. 

We think America 

darn good place! 

Too darn good for 

the white man race. 

If they no like us, 

they can scram, 

Got lots of room in Pakistan . 

It is interesting that the federal government provides a 

single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00 

and each can also get an additional $580.00 in social assistance for a total

of$2,470.00 . 

This compares very well to a single pensioner who after contributing to the

growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years can only receive a monthly

maximum of $1,012.00 in old age pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement. 

Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees! 

Lets send this to all Americans, so we can all be ticked off 

and maybe we can get the refugees cut back to 

$1,012.00 and the pensioners up to $2,470.00 and enjoy some of the money we

were forced to submit to the Government over the last 40 or 50 years.