>One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and
>announced that her friend had told her where babies come
>from.
>
>Amused, her mother replied: "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all
>about it?"
>
>The little girl explained, "Well ... OK... the Mummy and Daddy take off all
>of their clothes,
>
>and the daddy's thingy sort of stands up, and then mummy puts it in her
>mouth,
>
>and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."
>
>Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye, and said, "Oh,
>darling,
>
>that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies... "That's how you get
>jewelry!"