WOULD YOU REMARRY?

       Pillow talk 101

       A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading, when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

       WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

       HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

       WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

       HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

       WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

       HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

       WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

       HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

       WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

       HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

       WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

       HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

       WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

       HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

       WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

       HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

       WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

       HUSBAND : "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

       WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

       HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

       WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

       HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

       WIFE: ------ silence ------

       HUSBAND: "S H I T."