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WORLD WAR III IS COMING
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld
sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
real honor! What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill
140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?
Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you,
Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you,
no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims".
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I think if it was a flatchested blonde, they still wouldn't give a damn!!
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You heard about the terrorist who martyred himself?
He arrives at the pearly gates and implores St. Peter to let him in, after all, he is a martyr. St. Peter agrees and lets him in.
A man walks up and St. Peter introduces him as Thomas Jefferson. The martyr extends his hand and in return gets punched in the face.
Another man approaches and St. Peter introduces this one as Patrick Henry. The martyr gets a punch to the gut.
Yet another man nears. St. Peter mentions that this is George Washington. George gives the martyr a swift kick to the groin.
The martyr turns to St. Peter, still reeling in pain, and says, "I thought this was supposed to be heaven." St. Peter replies, "Of course it is. But, as you recall, you were to be rewarded by an eternity with 71 Virginians."
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