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Lifetime MemberIrving, TX - USA
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Vette(s): #1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks.
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Woman are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground.....that aren't as good, but are easier to get. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, thery're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men . . . men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. 
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Vette(s): 1979, Targa Blue (72 Color), Pace Car rear spoiler, L88 hood, Dark blue factory interior, 525HP 406, HD 700R4, 370 gears,Steeroids, composite rear spring, TT IIs wrapped in T/A Radials.
and don't forget men, any apple on the stand'll cost ya a quarter but a fine wine can go into the $thousands!!! 
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Lifetime MemberIrving, TX - USA
Joined: 8/21/2004
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Vette(s): #1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks.
#2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.
Thousands?? Especially if that apple is a Corvette LOVER....
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MICK - C3VR Lifetime Member #113
Lifetime MemberHOWELL, NJ - USA
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Vette(s): 1979, Targa Blue (72 Color), Pace Car rear spoiler, L88 hood, Dark blue factory interior, 525HP 406, HD 700R4, 370 gears,Steeroids, composite rear spring, TT IIs wrapped in T/A Radials.
ok Mik - I'll come clean that I am no top shelf wine - Boonesfarm is $1.99, last I checked 
LukesVette 2007-04-04 14:07:26
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Gee Micki,
I had fun in my younger days playing around with all the apples on the ground. Of course my standards were not very high back then either. 
Of course my standards were not very high back then either. I'm with Paul, but I'm more like a bottle of MD 20/20 next to the Boonesfarm.
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I have several apple trees in my yard. I've never picked a single one, I'm always picking them up off the ground and tossing them over the fence into the farm field. They make good mulch. I'm thinking of cutting all the apple trees down. The moral of this story? The apples are more trouble than they're worth
. They ALL eventually go bad!
. They ALL eventually go bad!
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I gotta agree with Mike on that one.
Hmmnn...
Near as I can tell women must be alot like men...
If ya smash the crap outta an apple ya get Applesauce.
Now that thar's a purty good desert ta eat after ya werk da bugz outta it....
Hmmnn...
Near as I can tell women must be alot like men...
If ya smash the crap outta an apple ya get Applesauce.
Now that thar's a purty good desert ta eat after ya werk da bugz outta it....
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My wife agrees 100%, 33 years, man her feet must be sore.
Speaking of Boones Farm, When I was in high school gas was 29 cents and Boones Farm was 99 cents, so what's a better deal today
Speaking of Boones Farm, When I was in high school gas was 29 cents and Boones Farm was 99 cents, so what's a better deal today
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