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Because I Am a Man (1/8)
 8/24/07 10:42pm
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Irving, TX - USA

#1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.

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I felt like this belonged in the Vette Women Forum because of the very last line.................LOLLOLLOL

Because I AM a Man

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win.
Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink a couple of beers and break wind, as a form of holy communion.
Because I' m a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem.
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing.
Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator instead (applies to engineers only).
Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so just don't ask.
Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't . and if you are feeling amorous afterwards . . then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.
Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. It does not make your rear look too big. It was the pasta and potatoes and Margaritas that did that. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
Because I'm a man, and this is after all, the year 2007, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest. Like wandering around in the garden with a beer, wondering what to do.
This has been a public service message to help women to better understand men.


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Because I Am a Man (2/8)
 8/25/07 8:33am
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Frederick, MD - USA

1969 convertible L71 427/435 4-speed black interior

Joined: 9/8/2003
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There's more truth to that than I'll ever want to admit to!

Because I Am a Man (3/8)
 8/25/07 9:27am
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Hey!!  Angry  I resemble some of those remarks!!  Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing
Because I Am a Man (4/8)
 8/25/07 10:01am
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Indianapolis, IN - USA

Silver 1974 Convertible - L82 4 speed Low miles (was only 8,900 when I bought it in March 2006) - Now 54K miles. Original owner bought it as an investment for son's college expenses. 2008 Jetstream Blue Convertible

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Micki, thanks for posting.  It's about time women started to understand us and just deal with that fact that this is what we are.


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Because I Am a Man (5/8)
 8/25/07 10:51am
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Valley Springs, CA - USA

1978 metalic rootbeer/gold,275hp, 350ci/th350

Joined: 6/25/2007
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LOLLOL You are right we women have to just accept the facts. Men can only be delt with using a rolled up news paper or a cast iron fry pan!Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing
Because I Am a Man (6/8)
 8/25/07 12:13pm
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Hey,Hey,Hey,we can be house broken,maybe we don't wanna beRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing


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Because I Am a Man (7/8)
 8/25/07 8:25pm
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Eastern Oklahoma County, OK - USA

1980 Black L48 T-Tops

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House broken, I thought that was what the barn was for!Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing
Because I Am a Man (8/8)
 8/25/07 8:54pm
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1979, Targa Blue (72 Color), Pace Car rear spoiler, L88 hood, Dark blue factory interior, 525HP 406, HD 700R4, 370 gears,Steeroids, composite rear spring, TT IIs wrapped in T/A Radials.

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Becuz I haz a C3 in ma gee-raj!!! Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing
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