Topic: Crossing The River
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This forum's been quiet too long!
Mikey sent this to me. Thought it was appropriate for the Vette Women.
The River
Three men were hiking through a forest when they
came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the
first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof?
God gave him big arms and
strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost
drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give
me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat
and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour
after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the
third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the
intelligence to cross this river."
Poof! He was turned
into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
Mikey sent this to me. Thought it was appropriate for the Vette Women.
The River
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Vette(s): 1978 metalic
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350ci/th350
Hey Karen that was funny. I am aceinthehole's wife Melissa. Glad to see a forum for women on here. I think Jim wants to use my rootbeer vet to float into his dentist appointment. Now he never lets me drive his vet. Any thoughts on if I should bargain with him?
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Vette(s): 1978 metalic
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He has his vette and I have mine but he wants mine too. Now that I like driving it.
I really like this ladies forum.
I really like this ladies forum.
Do you work on your car? I think its time for me to begin.
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#2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.
[QUOTE=myrootbeerfloat] Hey Karen that was funny. I am aceinthehole's wife Melissa. Glad to see a forum for women on here. I think Jim wants to use my rootbeer vet to float into his dentist appointment. Now he never lets me drive his vet. Any thoughts on if I should bargain with him?[/QUOTE]
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You should never let your man drive your vette........he will try to take it over!! 
I have 2 and I don't let my husband drive them.....they are mine!!! That's lie..........sometimes I will let him drive the greypoupon mustard car (C3), just so he will keep his interest in vettes. 
I'm on this forum a lot and love it. 
You can learn a lot here and the guys are very helpful and nice! 
I have 2 and I don't let my husband drive them.....they are mine!!! That's lie..........sometimes I will let him drive the greypoupon mustard car (C3), just so he will keep his interest in vettes. I'm on this forum a lot and love it. You can learn a lot here and the guys are very helpful and nice! What year is your Vette?
Karen, that was a good one! 
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[QUOTE=myrootbeerfloat] He has his vette and I have mine but he wants mine too. Now that I like driving it.
I really like this ladies forum.
I really like this ladies forum.
Do you work on your car? I think its time for me to begin.
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Oh, good, you have your own Vette! Just hide his set of keys and then rag on him for losing them! 
I'm trying to learn to work on the car. My son's going to be taking some elective classes in HS dealing with engine/car stuff. I'm gonna try to follow along with him.
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That was too funny.
You are a genius.
You are a genius.
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I KNEW I LEFT THOSE FRIGGIN' KEYS ON THE DRESSER!!!!!
Oh, good, you have your own Vette! Just hide his set of keys and then rag on him for losing them!
I KNEW I LEFT THOSE FRIGGIN' KEYS ON THE DRESSER!!!!!
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Vette(s): #1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks.
#2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.
OMG........Karen, your husband's using your signature picture (of your vette) on your posts!!! How can you let him get by with that when he's a F(fix)O(or)R(repair)D(daily) man? 
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[QUOTE=greypoupon69] OMG........Karen, your husband's using your signature picture (of your vette) on your posts!!! /QUOTE]
You know what I just saw a picture of MY car on my husband's post and he said he didn't have any more for my sig pictures
He's going to get it....Where is that man
He's going to get it....Where is that manBy the time I'm done with him he gonna be bald as a eagle beginning with the danged mustache. 
Forget hiding his keys I'm hiding his mini fridge in the garage 
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