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Crossing The River (1/16)
6/25/07 9:33pm

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This forum's been quiet too long!

Mikey sent this to me. Thought it was appropriate for the Vette Women.

The River

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof? God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river."

Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

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Crossing The River (2/16)
6/26/07 11:56pm

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Valley Springs, CA - USA

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1978 metalic rootbeer/gold,275hp, 350ci/th350

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Hey Karen that was funny. I am aceinthehole's wife Melissa. Glad to see a forum for women on here. I think Jim wants to use my rootbeer vet to float into his dentist appointment. Now he never lets me drive his vet. Any thoughts on if I should bargain with him? Ermm

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Crossing The River (3/16)
6/27/07 11:08pm

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He doesn't LET you drive HIS Vette? That's easy...either trade him in for your own Vette or make him buy you your own!!! LOL

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Crossing The River (4/16)
6/28/07 12:30am

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He has his vette and I have mine but he wants mine too. Now that I like driving it.

I really like this ladies forum.
Do you work on your car? I think its time for me to begin.

Crossing The River (5/16)
6/29/07 12:01am

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Irving, TX - USA

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#1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.

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[QUOTE=myrootbeerfloat] Hey Karen that was funny. I am aceinthehole's wife Melissa. Glad to see a forum for women on here. I think Jim wants to use my rootbeer vet to float into his dentist appointment. Now he never lets me drive his vet. Any thoughts on if I should bargain with him? Ermm

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You should never let your man drive your vette........he will try to take it over!! I have 2 and I don't let my husband drive them.....they are mine!!! That's lie..........sometimes I will let him drive the greypoupon mustard car (C3), just so he will keep his interest in vettes. I'm on this forum a lot and love it. You can learn a lot here and the guys are very helpful and nice!

What year is your Vette?

Karen, that was a good one! Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing

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Crossing The River (6/16)
6/29/07 7:18pm

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[QUOTE=myrootbeerfloat] He has his vette and I have mine but he wants mine too. Now that I like driving it.

I really like this ladies forum.
Do you work on your car? I think its time for me to begin.
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Oh, good, you have your own Vette! Just hide his set of keys and then rag on him for losing them! Evil%20Smile

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I'm trying to learn to work on the car. My son's going to be taking some elective classes in HS dealing with engine/car stuff. I'm gonna try to follow along with him.

Crossing The River (7/16)
6/30/07 2:43am

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That was too funny. LOL

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You are a genius.

Crossing The River (8/16)
8/4/07 11:53am

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[QUOTE=kkfinch]

Oh, good, you have your own Vette! Just hide his set of keys and then rag on him for losing them! Evil%20Smile

Evil%20Smile

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I KNEW I LEFT THOSE FRIGGIN' KEYS ON THE DRESSER!!!!!

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Crossing The River (9/16)
8/4/07 9:14pm

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Irving, TX - USA

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OMG........Karen, your husband's using your signature picture (of your vette) on your posts!!! Shocked

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How can you let him get by with that when he's a F(fix)O(or)R(repair)D(daily) man? Confused

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Ouch

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Crossing The River (10/16)
8/5/07 12:43am

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[QUOTE=greypoupon69] Shocked

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OMG........Karen, your husband's using your signature picture (of your vette) on your posts!!! Shocked

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You know what I just saw a picture of MY car on my husband's post and he said he didn't have any more for my sig pictures He's going to get it....Where is that man

http://www.C3VR.com/member_pages/10401_10500/10401/Image1.jpg

By the time I'm done with him he gonna be bald as a eagle beginning with the danged mustache. Forget hiding his keys I'm hiding his mini fridge in the garage

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Crossing The River (11/16)
8/5/07 12:50pm

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Yep, he's got MY car in his sig! That's OK, I'll just have to get me another, then I'll have 2 Vettes in my sig pic! LOL

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Crossing The River (12/16)
8/5/07 1:21pm

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I love that..2 vettes in my sig pic.. LOL

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Crossing The River (13/16)
8/5/07 1:35pm

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[QUOTE=myrootbeerfloat]You know what I just saw a picture of MY car on my husband's post and he said he didn't have any more for my sig pictures He's going to get it....Where is that man

http://www.C3VR.com/member_pages/10401_10500/10401/Image1.jpg

By the time I'm done with him he gonna be bald as a eagle beginning with the danged mustache. Forget hiding his keys I'm hiding his mini fridge in the garage

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OH NO!!! Shocked

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Holy cow, Batman.......get that man's face outta the car! Dead

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Everyone knows your pretty face needs to be in there and only yours!!! Wink

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Crossing The River (14/16)
8/5/07 1:39pm

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#1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.

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[QUOTE=kkfinch]Yep, he's got MY car in his sig! That's OK, I'll just have to get me another, then I'll have 2 Vettes in my sig pic! LOL

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There ya go Karen! We need to get moving on that "Other Vette." Ya' know, I keep forgetting to put my "other" vette on my Signature Pic.

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Crossing The River (15/16)
8/5/07 2:16pm

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Previous: 1984 Silver / Charcoal Coupe, 1988 Maroon Coupe / 1989 Artic White Coupe / 2001 Speedway White Roadster / Present:1976 Stingray Black / Black, Auto, 350 slightly modified (355 hp) Luxor Wires Redline Tires. / 1989 Roadster Bright Red...

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Funny how women thmink.... If Iz were a man Iz woulda be thankin:

GOD,

I shore don't want ta die crossin dat river... Jest givez me a purty gal ta live with an I'll jest finish out me dayz on dis side.....

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Crossing The River (16/16)
8/6/07 12:04am

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[QUOTE=kkfinch] This forum's been quiet too long!

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Well ladies guess this forum isn't quiet anymore. Made my week end fun

All in fun ladies all in fun .

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