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 6/25/07 9:33pm
kkfinchLifetime Member
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Gresham, OR - USA

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1977 Maroon T-Top


Joined: 9/4/2006
Posts: 652

This forum's been quiet too long! 

Mikey sent this to me.  Thought it was appropriate for the Vette Women.


The River
 
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof? God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river."
Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
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Crossing The River (2/16)
 6/26/07 11:56pm
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Valley Springs, CA - USA

Vette(s):
1978 metalic rootbeer/gold,275hp, 350ci/th350


Joined: 6/25/2007
Posts: 360

 Hey Karen that was funny. I am aceinthehole's wife Melissa. Glad to see a forum for women on here. I think Jim wants to use my rootbeer vet to float into his dentist appointment. Now he never lets me drive his vet. Any thoughts on if I should bargain with him?Ermm
Crossing The River (3/16)
 6/27/07 11:08pm
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1977 Maroon T-Top


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He doesn't LET you drive HIS Vette?  That's easy...either trade him in for your own Vette or make him buy you your own!!!  LOL
Crossing The River (4/16)
 6/28/07 12:30am
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Valley Springs, CA - USA

Vette(s):
1978 metalic rootbeer/gold,275hp, 350ci/th350


Joined: 6/25/2007
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 He has his vette and I have mine but he wants mine too. Now that I like driving it.Big%20smile 
I really like this ladies forum.
  Do you work on your car? I think its time for me to begin.Confused
Crossing The River (5/16)
 6/29/07 12:01am
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Irving, TX - USA

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#1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.


Joined: 8/21/2004
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[QUOTE=myrootbeerfloat] Hey Karen that was funny. I am aceinthehole's wife Melissa. Glad to see a forum for women on here. I think Jim wants to use my rootbeer vet to float into his dentist appointment. Now he never lets me drive his vet. Any thoughts on if I should bargain with him?Ermm[/QUOTE]
 
You should never let your man drive your vette........he will try to take it over!! LOLLOLLOL  I have 2 and I don't let my husband drive them.....they are mine!!!  That's lie..........sometimes I will let him drive the greypoupon mustard car (C3), just so he will keep his interest in vettes. Embarrassed I'm on this forum a lot and love it. Thumbs%20Up You can learn a lot here and the guys are very helpful and nice! Wink
 
What year is your Vette?
 
 
Karen, that was a good one! Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing
Crossing The River (6/16)
 6/29/07 7:18pm
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1977 Maroon T-Top


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[QUOTE=myrootbeerfloat] He has his vette and I have mine but he wants mine too. Now that I like driving it.Big%20smile 
I really like this ladies forum.
  Do you work on your car? I think its time for me to begin.Confused
[/QUOTE]
 
Oh, good, you have your own Vette!  Just hide his set of keys and then rag on him for losing them!  Evil%20Smile LOL
 
I'm trying to learn to work on the car.  My son's going to be taking some elective classes in HS dealing with engine/car stuff.  I'm gonna try to follow along with him. 
Crossing The River (7/16)
 6/30/07 2:43am
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Valley Springs, CA - USA

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1978 metalic rootbeer/gold,275hp, 350ci/th350


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 That was too funny.LOLLOLLOLRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing  You are a genius.
Crossing The River (8/16)
 8/4/07 11:53am
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1977 Maroon T-Top


Joined: 2/10/2007
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[QUOTE=kkfinch]
 
Oh, good, you have your own Vette!  Just hide his set of keys and then rag on him for losing them!  Evil%20Smile LOL
 
[/QUOTE]

I KNEW I LEFT THOSE FRIGGIN' KEYS ON THE DRESSER!!!!!
Crossing The River (9/16)
 8/4/07 9:14pm
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Irving, TX - USA

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#1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.


Joined: 8/21/2004
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ShockedShocked OMG........Karen, your husband's using your signature picture (of your vette) on your posts!!! ShockedShockedShocked  How can you let him get by with that when he's a F(fix)O(or)R(repair)D(daily) man? ConfusedOuchLOLLOL
Crossing The River (10/16)
 8/5/07 12:43am
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Valley Springs, CA - USA

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1978 metalic rootbeer/gold,275hp, 350ci/th350


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Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing[QUOTE=greypoupon69]ShockedShocked OMG........Karen, your husband's using your signature picture (of your vette) on your posts!!! ShockedShockedShocked  /QUOTE]
 
You know what I just saw a picture of MY car on my husband's post and he said he didn't have any more for my sig picturesAngry He's going to get it....Where is that manWits%20End
By the time I'm done with him he gonna be  bald as a eagle beginning with the danged mustache.Wits%20EndAngry LampForget hiding his keys I'm hiding his mini fridge in the garage        ClapRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingWink
myrootbeerfloat2007-08-04 22:17:52