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Hey Ladies....Bad Joke (1/29)
 6/1/06 4:10pm
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Irving, TX - USA

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#1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.


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A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times."

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied,"My ni**les are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I'm not surprised," replied Gramps.   "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal."

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Hey Ladies....Bad Joke (2/29)
 6/1/06 7:06pm
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CUYAHOGA FALLS, OH - USA

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1975 C3 Red, T-Tops, Black Interior. All I need is time and money! Getting there!


Joined: 12/2/2003
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Hey Ladies....Bad Joke (3/29)
 2/26/07 6:00pm
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Old Hickory, TN - USA

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1978 L-82 Silver Anniversary hotrod. /////////////


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How about Irish logic??

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

"You disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!"

And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair."

Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

Dave
Hey Ladies....Bad Joke (4/29)
 3/1/07 10:22pm
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Gresham, OR - USA

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1977 Maroon T-Top


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That's great, Dave!  Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing  I'll have to have hubby read that one! 

It's great to see activity in the Vette Women forum...I thought it was dead!

Karen




Hey Ladies....Bad Joke (5/29)
 3/1/07 10:28pm
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Frederick, MD - USA

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1969 convertible L71 427/435 4-speed black interior


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A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isnt in bed with her.

She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she asks. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

"Yes, I do," she replies.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that, too," she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today."
Hey Ladies....Bad Joke (6/29)
 3/1/07 10:55pm
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Irving, TX - USA

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#1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.


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Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing Those were great, guys! Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing
At least there's some posting on here. Big%20smile
 
WHERE ARE ALL THE VETTE WOMEN??  I don't even think there's a little hand full out there..........what's up with that? Confused
Hey Ladies....Bad Joke (7/29)
 3/1/07 11:18pm
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Old Hickory, TN - USA

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1978 L-82 Silver Anniversary hotrod. /////////////


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JEEZ,

I just noticed I was the first post since last June B4 PF!!! I guess all the women are lined up at Paddy's place...

Dave
Hey Ladies....Bad Joke (8/29)
 3/1/07 11:19pm
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Duncanville, TX - USA

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#1-1974 L-48 4spd Cp Med Red Metallic/Black deluxe int w/AC/tilt/tele./p/w-p/b/ Am-Fm/map light National/Regional/Chapter NCRS "Top Flight" #2-1985 Bright Red/Carmine Cp.L-98/auto Member: NCRS, NCRS Texas, Corvette Legends of Texas


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Gentlemen...just a reminder...this is the "Ladies"(Vette Women) forum.

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Hey Ladies....Bad Joke (9/29)
 3/1/07 11:53pm
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VENTRESS, LA - USA

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1971 Blue Roadster, sb400, cam, electronic ignition,10 disc CD changer, 2.5" chambered exhaust, 3.36 rear,tremec 5 speed from Classic Chevy, fiberglass rear spring and vintage air.


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Posts: 87

Those are really good! 
Hey Ladies....Bad Joke (10/29)
 3/2/07 1:18am
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Old Hickory, TN - USA

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1978 L-82 Silver Anniversary hotrod. /////////////


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Yeah.... but... the babes need some help....

Take Cat... she checks her e-mail maybe twice a month...

Dave