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 6/1/06 4:10pm
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A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times."

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied,"My ni**les are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I'm not surprised," replied Gramps.   "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal."



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How about Irish logic??

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

"You disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!"

And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair."

Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

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 3/1/07 10:22pm
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That's great, Dave!  Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing  I'll have to have hubby read that one! 

It's great to see activity in the Vette Women forum...I thought it was dead!

Karen




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 3/1/07 10:28pm
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A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isnt in bed with her.

She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she asks. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

"Yes, I do," she replies.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that, too," she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today."
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Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing Those were great, guys! Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing
At least there's some posting on here. Big%20smile
 
WHERE ARE ALL THE VETTE WOMEN??  I don't even think there's a little hand full out there..........what's up with that? Confused


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JEEZ,

I just noticed I was the first post since last June B4 PF!!! I guess all the women are lined up at Paddy's place...

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 3/1/07 11:19pm
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 3/1/07 11:53pm
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Those are really good! 
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 3/2/07 1:18am
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Yeah.... but... the babes need some help....

Take Cat... she checks her e-mail maybe twice a month...

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 THE BOTTLE OF WINE:
>
> For all of us who are married, were married, wish
> you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
> is something to smile about the next time you see a
> bottle of wine:
>
> Sally was driving home from one of her business
> trips in N orthern Arizona when she saw an elderly
> Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
>
> As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped
> the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like
> a ride.
>
> With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into
> the car.
>
> Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make
> a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old
> woman just sat silently, looking intently at
> everything she saw, studying every little detail,
> until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to
> Sally.
>
> "What in bag?" asked the old woman.
>
> Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's
> a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."
>
> The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or
> two.
>
> Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,
> she said:
>
> "Good trade....."
>
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 3/2/07 1:50am
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[QUOTE=greypoupon69]Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing Those were great, guys! Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing
At least there's some posting on here. Big%20smile
 
WHERE ARE ALL THE VETTE WOMEN??  I don't even think there's a little hand full out there..........what's up with that? Confused
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That's a good question!!!  Where are they????  Who's out there.....  We're not the only ones....are we???????

By the way, personally, I don't see anything wrong with the guys posting here.  Seems like if we expect an all women's forum, there should be an all men's forum....and I'd want to be in on that one, too!!!!

Karen

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 3/2/07 11:29am
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I agree, WHERE ARE THE LADIES? I posted to this forum last year there was a little life and then it died. Would be nice for us ladies to chat about our cars too. Come on girls!
 
 
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OK...I'll start another thread....

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 3/3/07 6:56pm
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[QUOTE=kkfinch]
That's a good question!!!  Where are they????  Who's out there.....  We're not the only ones....are we???????

By the way, personally, I don't see anything wrong with the guys posting here.  Seems like if we expect an all women's forum, there should be an all men's forum....and I'd want to be in on that one, too!!!!

Karen

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Well, I know there's 81blessing (above), you and me.  I think we are on here the most.  We should really try to help one another.
 
You are correct, I don't see anything wrong with the guy's posting in "Vette Woman."  In fact, it's boring in here and I think the guys would help make it way more interesting!!  It's not fair to the guy's if they can't post in this forum. Unhappy  We don't want them banning the women from their forums......that would be awful!!!ShockedShocked


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Chalk it up to gender discriminatory political correctness. Kinda like the political incorrectness of WET (White Entertainment Television) or the United White College Fund.......

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[QUOTE=greypoupon69] 
You are correct, I don't see anything wrong with the guy's posting in "Vette Woman."  In fact, it's boring in here and I think the guys would help make it way more interesting!!  It's not fair to the guy's if they can't post in this forum. Unhappy  We don't want them banning the women from their forums......that would be awful!!!ShockedShocked
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It is boring without the guys...I guess that's why the forum sat silent for so long.  Those guys can get on our nerves sometimes, but it's good to have them around Big%20smile.


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 3/3/07 11:15pm
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The last time I posted here i got in trouble.CryEmbarrassed
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 3/4/07 12:55am
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Hmmmnn, guyz bein requested ta post in a gals forum now that's a twist. Mosta da time it's youz guyz gotta stay out. (Hence For Ladies Only)
Last time I posted here I gotta email tellin me I violated some kinda forum protocal. Oh well I gonna take the above post from da gals as a personal invite. (Kinda like Davette)Well I'm not new ta trouble so let's see where this is gonna take me. Youze gals stir up some good topics an I'll post a reply... If'n I can come up wit some fairly awful decent logic....

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Otay howz about disun: IT & MANAGEMENT....

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be in IT," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am", replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my f!@#$%^ g fault."

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Nother good one Tux, keep em coming!!
 
 
Woman goes to the Doctor:
 
The Doctor comes into the exam room and asks what he can do for her?
 
The woman replies: "I am severly depressed, my husband does not acknowledge me anymore." 
 
The Doctor steps back and says, "I hate to insult you any further, but good God, look at your self woman, you don't need me.  I recommend you go straight to the Day Spa and get a full body makeover, then go to Victoria's Secret and get a sexy outfit, then go to the Hair Salon, get a new hair do, pedicure, manicure, lastly, go to the Wine Store and get a nice bottle of wine, candles.  Go home, totally clean up your home, set out the candles, wine, nice dinner and wait for your husband in the outfit, laying across the sofa.  I guarantee that will get his attention, it works for me!"
 
So she does all of that and when her husband walks through the door, he walks right past her, goes straight to the refrigerator, pops open his beer, sits at the kitchen table, opens his newspaper to the sports section and starts to read.
 
His wife is furious, she runs into the kitchen and asks him, "Don't you notice anything different?"
 
He looks up from the paper and says "yeah, you have your nightgown on backwards!"
 
She steps backs and replies, "I have my nightgown on backwards!"
 
And he again replies, "yeah, the sh&t stains are in the front!"
 
The moral of the story is you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink!"  I hope this does not offend anyone!
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 3/4/07 12:58pm
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OK.... since we have degenerated by invitation;

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible. I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

He never heard the shot.

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Oh Davette your the Bomb!!!

I think the girlz will just love thisin...


HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:



*Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
to lights and darks.

*Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

*If you see husband/boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

*Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

*Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah
wide loofah and pumice stone.

*Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

*Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

*Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

*Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

*Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

*Rinse conditioner off hair.

*Shave armpits and legs.

*Turn off shower.

*Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

*Spray mold spots with Tilex.

*Get out of shower.

*Dry with towel the size of a small country.

*Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

*Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

*If you see husband/boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

*Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
in a pile.

*Walk naked to the bathroom.

*If you see wife/girlfriend along the way, shake wiener at her making
the 'woo-woo' sound.

*Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

*Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your bum.

*Get in the shower.

*Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

*Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

*Fluff and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

*Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

*Wash your bum, leaving those coarse booty hairs stuck on the soap.

*Wash your hair.

*Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

*Pee.

*Rinse off and get out of shower.

*Partially dry off.

*Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub
the whole time.

*Admire wiener size in mirror again.

*Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

*Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

*If you pass wife/girlfriend, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and
make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

*Throw wet towel on bed.




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woo woo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Way to go Tux, both of those were right on!!!!!
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OK... one more;

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."

The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."

The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half."

The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."

A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"

Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."

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Seems that last one went over like a lead baloon... Try this;

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.



So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a few weeks my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."



Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.



Women are so much smarter than men.

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I can't resist commenting on this one!  You are SOOOOOO right----
 
[QUOTE=Autom8r]Women are so much smarter than men.
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You'll LOVE this one then;

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews and tests were done, there were 3 finalists... 2 men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door
and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair
Kill her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The
agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and
go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out
with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent
said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to
kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after
another, eight in a row. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the
walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from
her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him
to death with the chair."

Moral: Never put a woman to the test.

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Vette(s):
1977 Maroon T-Top


Joined: 9/4/2006
Posts: 652

Yep.  Love that one too!!!!
 
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