Topic: Hey Ladies....Bad Joke
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THE BOTTLE OF WINE:
>
> For all of us who are married, were married, wish
> you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
> is something to smile about the next time you see a
> bottle of wine:
>
> Sally was driving home from one of her business
> trips in N orthern Arizona when she saw an elderly
> Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
>
> As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped
> the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like
> a ride.
>
> With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into
> the car.
>
> Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make
> a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old
> woman just sat silently, looking intently at
> everything she saw, studying every little detail,
> until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to
> Sally.
>
> "What in bag?" asked the old woman.
>
> Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's
> a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."
>
> The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or
> two.
>
> Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,
> she said:
>
> "Good trade....."
>
>
>
> For all of us who are married, were married, wish
> you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
> is something to smile about the next time you see a
> bottle of wine:
>
> Sally was driving home from one of her business
> trips in N orthern Arizona when she saw an elderly
> Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
>
> As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped
> the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like
> a ride.
>
> With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into
> the car.
>
> Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make
> a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old
> woman just sat silently, looking intently at
> everything she saw, studying every little detail,
> until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to
> Sally.
>
> "What in bag?" asked the old woman.
>
> Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's
> a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."
>
> The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or
> two.
>
> Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,
> she said:
>
> "Good trade....."
>
>
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[QUOTE=greypoupon69]
Those were great, guys!
That's a good question!!! Where are they???? Who's out there..... We're not the only ones....are we???????
By the way, personally, I don't see anything wrong with the guys posting here. Seems like if we expect an all women's forum, there should be an all men's forum....and I'd want to be in on that one, too!!!!
Karen
Those were great, guys!
At least there's some posting on here. 
WHERE ARE ALL THE VETTE WOMEN?? I don't even think there's a little hand full out there..........what's up with that? 
[/QUOTE]That's a good question!!! Where are they???? Who's out there..... We're not the only ones....are we???????
By the way, personally, I don't see anything wrong with the guys posting here. Seems like if we expect an all women's forum, there should be an all men's forum....and I'd want to be in on that one, too!!!!
Karen
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I agree, WHERE ARE THE LADIES? I posted to this forum last year there was a little life and then it died. Would be nice for us ladies to chat about our cars too. Come on girls!
June
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[QUOTE=kkfinch]
That's a good question!!! Where are they???? Who's out there..... We're not the only ones....are we???????
By the way, personally, I don't see anything wrong with the guys posting here. Seems like if we expect an all women's forum, there should be an all men's forum....and I'd want to be in on that one, too!!!!
Karen
[/QUOTE]
That's a good question!!! Where are they???? Who's out there..... We're not the only ones....are we???????
By the way, personally, I don't see anything wrong with the guys posting here. Seems like if we expect an all women's forum, there should be an all men's forum....and I'd want to be in on that one, too!!!!
Karen
[/QUOTE]
Well, I know there's 81blessing (above), you and me. I think we are on here the most. We should really try to help one another.
You are correct, I don't see anything wrong with the guy's posting in "Vette Woman." In fact, it's boring in here and I think the guys would help make it way more interesting!! It's not fair to the guy's if they can't post in this forum. 
We don't want them banning the women from their forums......that would be awful!!!
We don't want them banning the women from their forums......that would be awful!!!
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Chalk it up to gender discriminatory political correctness. Kinda like the political incorrectness of WET (White Entertainment Television) or the United White College Fund.......
DavetteAutom8r 2007-03-03 16:22:13
Davette
[QUOTE=greypoupon69]
It is boring without the guys...I guess that's why the forum sat silent for so long. Those guys can get on our nerves sometimes, but it's good to have them around
.
You are correct, I don't see anything wrong with the guy's posting in "Vette Woman." In fact, it's boring in here and I think the guys would help make it way more interesting!! It's not fair to the guy's if they can't post in this forum. We don't want them banning the women from their forums......that would be awful!!!
[/QUOTE] We don't want them banning the women from their forums......that would be awful!!!It is boring without the guys...I guess that's why the forum sat silent for so long. Those guys can get on our nerves sometimes, but it's good to have them around
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The last time I posted here i got in trouble.
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Hmmmnn, guyz bein requested ta post in a gals forum now that's a twist. Mosta da time it's youz guyz gotta stay out. (Hence For Ladies Only)
Last time I posted here I gotta email tellin me I violated some kinda forum protocal. Oh well I gonna take the above post from da gals as a personal invite. (Kinda like Davette)Well I'm not new ta trouble so let's see where this is gonna take me. Youze gals stir up some good topics an I'll post a reply... If'n I can come up wit some fairly awful decent logic....
Tuxolet.....
Otay howz about disun: IT & MANAGEMENT....
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be in IT," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am", replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my f!@#$%^ g fault."
Tuxblacray 2007-03-03 22:17:16
Last time I posted here I gotta email tellin me I violated some kinda forum protocal. Oh well I gonna take the above post from da gals as a personal invite. (Kinda like Davette)Well I'm not new ta trouble so let's see where this is gonna take me. Youze gals stir up some good topics an I'll post a reply... If'n I can come up wit some fairly awful decent logic....
Tuxolet.....
Otay howz about disun: IT & MANAGEMENT....
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be in IT," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am", replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my f!@#$%^ g fault."
Nother good one Tux, keep em coming!!
Woman goes to the Doctor:
The Doctor comes into the exam room and asks what he can do for her?
The woman replies: "I am severly depressed, my husband does not acknowledge me anymore."
The Doctor steps back and says, "I hate to insult you any further, but good God, look at your self woman, you don't need me. I recommend you go straight to the Day Spa and get a full body makeover, then go to Victoria's Secret and get a sexy outfit, then go to the Hair Salon, get a new hair do, pedicure, manicure, lastly, go to the Wine Store and get a nice bottle of wine, candles. Go home, totally clean up your home, set out the candles, wine, nice dinner and wait for your husband in the outfit, laying across the sofa. I guarantee that will get his attention, it works for me!"
So she does all of that and when her husband walks through the door, he walks right past her, goes straight to the refrigerator, pops open his beer, sits at the kitchen table, opens his newspaper to the sports section and starts to read.
His wife is furious, she runs into the kitchen and asks him, "Don't you notice anything different?"
He looks up from the paper and says "yeah, you have your nightgown on backwards!"
She steps backs and replies, "I have my nightgown on backwards!"
And he again replies, "yeah, the sh&t stains are in the front!"
The moral of the story is you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink!" I hope this does not offend anyone!
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