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Tricky (1/6)
 4/10/07 2:50pm
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Irving, TX - USA

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#1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.


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 When Fred found out he was going to inherit a bundle after his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
 
So one evening he went to singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
 
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later she became his stepmother.
 
Women are just so much smarter than men. LOLLOL
 
(Just joken' guys!)
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Tricky (2/6)
 4/10/07 4:42pm
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North Charleston, SC - USA

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1975 L48 AT AC T-top


Joined: 3/20/2004
Posts: 4176

I had that one figured out before the punchline. Smarter or more evil?Cool

Scott
Tricky (3/6)
 4/10/07 10:00pm
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Victor, NY - USA

Vette(s):
2004 Commemorative Edition Coupe, Auto w/HUD. 13K miles in 2015. Sold 1982 Red Coupe


Joined: 7/12/2004
Posts: 6787

Yeah, but what does the will say?
And I would contest it if she got a penny.
Now, can I sleep with her if she is my step-mother?Confused


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Tricky (4/6)
 4/10/07 10:07pm
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Irving, TX - USA

Vette(s):
#1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.


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[QUOTE=ranger3]I had that one figured out before the punchline. Smarter or more evil?Cool

Scott
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That would be MORE EVIL, Scott......Wink
 
Sure, you can sleep with her Dwright.....I wouldn't tell......LOLBig%20smile
Tricky (5/6)
 4/10/07 10:56pm
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Valley Springs, CA - USA

Vette(s):
1978,Metalic Money Green W/Gold emblems,TH350 w/gear splitter,black & grey interior.1978,two tone,Metalic Rootbeer & gold ,Doeskin interior,auto. trans. 1981, Silver w/mirrored T-Tops,4 spd, charcoal interior.


Joined: 11/20/2005
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If Fred lives in California, he might be in "TROUBLE" Pinch.

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Tricky (6/6)
 4/11/07 12:12am
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San Tan Valley, AZ - USA

Vette(s):
1978 Indy Pace Car 4851 of 6502, Auto, L-48


Joined: 6/20/2005
Posts: 4058

[QUOTE=dwright]Yeah, but what does the will say?
And I would contest it if she got a penny.Confused
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Hummm didn't that same thing happen with Anna Nicole, she got a bundle Wink


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